Well what good are those wheelchair-bound layabouts anyways? i mean they already get an unfair advantage cuz they get to sit all day long. Thats hardly fair to proper rich white folks is it?

heh, just saw, on TV, Bill Clinton talking to a serviceman during the prerace show.

but don’t the hungry pigs deserve better?

‘member when he said he would be so busy he wouldn’t have time to golf? You know in the before times?

Have they considered asking the Womens squad for help?

Readers choice

“Aslan is a pain in everyone’s ass, E.B. White’s crypto-Christian fantasy themes....” shouldn’t that be C.S. Lewis?

it was her emails of course

I couldn’t help notice that Donnie couldn’t get to Texas and Florida fast enough after they were hit, but that its taken over a week for him to say he would go there. <scratches chin> i wonder why.........

<Trebek voice>we would have also accepted scheisskopf.

there arent enough days in the week to complete that list

I assumed it would bomb cause folks would assume its a Mike Pence biopic. ;-)

i remember just being so fascinated with those pics as a kid, good times.

Go ‘Murica!!!!