Grow up.

Mathematically, you’re voting for Trump.

It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

Oh, so that's why he walks this way.

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.

No one here has any respect for Texas’ (all liberal) major cities.

RIGHT?? I’m not worried about pregnancy because I always use two forms of birth control. I’m not worried about STIs because I make everyone I have sex with get an STI check first (FWIW there’s never been ANY pushback on this request. I just ask when the last time they had an STI and HIV test was, and most people look…

Clinton’s people just responded by alerting Gohmenrt that if his hand is bigger than his face, he has cancer.

I read this as an actress signing on for one project, and not wanting to have it switched for a totally different one. Filming a tv series is very different from filming a movie—logistically, financially... And also, she IS an A-list star right now. Doing a TV movie would be bad for her career. Can we recognize a…

If you are referring to his acting skills, that is fair. Otherwise, I AM OFFENDED GOOD SIR.

“Last I heard they were trying to make it into a television show,”Shailene Woodley told ScreenRant while doing recent press for Snowden. “I didn’t sign up to be in a television show. Out of respect to the studio and everyone in involved, they may have changed their mind and may be doing something different, but I’m…

same. like multiple times. but then again i am illiterate so i probably just misunderstood my lived experience

sometimes

We had some dinner guests on Monday and I was about to drop a Simpsons reference on them when I realized that the episode I was about to reference came out before either of our guests was born.

Why would anyone be ashamed of watching The Devil Wears Prada? It’s Adrian Grenier’s finest work!

I mean, whatever’s going on I feel pretty confident that we’re in the darkest timeline.

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…