Sorry, it’s hard to tell the difference between Nazis, cops and trash cans.  They’re all full of shit.

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

So Trump is DEFINITELY going to go to this warehouse and make some speech about animals destroying our amazing economy and how these workers should be lynched (but not in a racist way). Meanwhile, Democrats will wring their hands and say they support the message of the workers but not the incivility of walking out on…

Edgelord On Pulpit: Look At Me Everyone

UAW:

Hell, if it results in a quality game like Dead Cells then they’re clearly doing something right.

But on a serious note, worker collectives are a great idea that are actually extremely viable in many fields and industries.

Woh now. You can call any of my cars a “pile o shit,” but the Golden Eagle?!

...Dammit.

Taxes are inherently good. They are a check on oligarchy, aristocracy, and power. The fact that, over the past 50 year’s taxes have gone down and income differentials have gone up is no coincidence, it’s causation.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

This is probably my favorite Kotaku article ever. 

One thing unchanged from last season: I still suck mightily at Fortnite. 

Jeeze, dude, why can’t you just say, ‘You know what? I was super pissed at someone and went for the meanest word I could think of in an act of immediate reprisal. I fucked up and it was wrong. I’m going to ensure this doesn’t happen again.’

“I use the word ‘faggot’ to call people ‘retards,’”

Yeah not really, the distribution company just decided to not dub the episode. 

Yeah, the Democrats fucking suck and I am 100% behind having every single one of these milquetoast tonedeaf counterproductive civility-humping motherfuckers face a primary challenge so we can reclaim the party and actually DO something with it.

They’ve been directing victims to the Git Gud Foundation. 

Unless Sony reverses course by the release date, you can be certain your PS4 account will remain locked to your PS4. Ask a Fortnite player all about it.