tobiasaplin-old1
Tobias_Aplin
tobiasaplin-old1

That is a pleasantly brilliant amalgamation of names sir, sign me up for one

As any "real" cook would attest, I personally use nothing but my hands when cooking, deep frying some chicken... use my hands, grilling steak at 600 degrees... use my hands. It toughens a person up quick haha

Oh, I was hoping they would finally release information about Nixon's torrid love affair with Kissinger... maybe next year

"... and much of their flowers..." hahaha as though somehow that was the worst part...

That would not have been the message I would have left for her...

I am strange indeed haha...

Honestly I mostly have a problem with you, and it is humorous that you are trying and failing to fend off several different people who for the most part agree that you are absurdly critical and ignorant.

Hahaha I really hope that you introduce yourself as previously stated "Asian, non-Presbytarian, anti-convent-ist, resident of Williamsburg" in public, just once for me... I would smile.

@infmom: He has secluded himself to a very lonely little box of irrational notions, any possible agreeable point that he has is immediately overshadowed by his absolute ignorance.

You honestly don't deserve a proper retort from me, I pity you...

And don't forget how apparently "out of their league" this tool is, It must be so very tough for him. I would wager large sums of money that he is a virgin of the highest order and he can pretend that his fleshlight is whatever race he so chooses.

Almost as bad as getting the barb-wire across the bicep haha, I feel like alot of tattoo's have become tacky but in my opinion having a predisposition towards women who do or do not have work done is silly and judgmental and I still stand by my previous statements in regard to "JCrews" lifestyle, he can enjoy his

@soldstatic: I wanted to watch it but sadly I refrained.

@captfoss: Fuck, I did a variation...

The HumanObamiPad hahaha

@elr0y7: Fuck, that's what I was gonna say haha... touche' sir