I cant wait have this in my phone haha

Fuck me in the beard...

@bowei437: Why are you talking tablets on a cell phone post, troll

Fuck, it just wont quit. Shouldnt the nations of the world be shouldering in to help out, this is kinda bad for everyone you know haha.

Fair enough but maybe we can relegate that opinion to just the purposefully serious articles, the articles on Japan were filled with unneeded Fucks then yeah no good, but otherwise I almost feel slighted when these writers decide to be proper. Promote the celebration of profanity.

@Platypus Man: Whats your problem with swearing? Words are just words, it isn't improper to use more specific and aggressive words to get ones point across.

@daPrinz: I second that...

Yeah but my way sounds alot more grim and poetic haha

It's funny, from now until the end of mankind people will be praying, hoping, and waiting for their "gods" to arrive and make everything alright and on that final day when no one shows up I hope these people realize how silly they all have been and that life in reality is meaningless, we in the grand scale of things…

@anderson.calvin: Yes, that would be a refreshing bit of honest journalism, I would applaud Giz for their boldness.

At least we won't miss any of the finer points...

Barring any unforeseen disaster, of which I have little to no control over mind you, I think Japan will be just fine... for now.

I dont own an iPad and I want that...

@KirkLuvsGreenChix: Please refrain from using that kind of language here, It offends those of a lesser geometric lineage.

Ok so maybe when I said things couldn't possibly get any worse over in Japan I was wrong but now surely things can't get any worse, right? (Queue random volcanic eruption/ strange unprecedented tornado combo)

@Hearthatvoiceagain: Obviously you fully comprehend the meaning of being tactful...

Fuck... Words seem to fail in times like these. Thankfully Japan is a country built around being ready for this, goodluck.

There is no way this beast of a man could be dead, he's all juiced up on TigerBlood!!!!! haha, his salt shaker's are filled with tiny little crack rocks, thats just how serious he is, he gets fucked up on eggs every morning.

I think the Animal Planet has depicted how to capture gator's and chocodiles far too well, everyone is an amateur Steve Irwin now, personally I was prefer to have a handful of free range tigers roaming about picking thieves off one by one.