One barista wrote “Turnip” on the cup.

Best reason to not wear Spanx: It feels like you are being strangled by a woman-sized tensor bandage.

Second best reason: You’re cool with having a belly button!

Agreed. Toxic people want interaction because they don’t know the difference between good relating and bad relating. To them, it’s relating. They’re the kinda people you gotta ghost with and then don’t even try to look back. No sentimentality, no checking in. Disappear and scorch the earth behind you.

Obligatory seconding

Obligatory comment petitioning for revival of I Thee Dread.

Remember that SNL skit maybe a year ago when middle aged men meet their future wives, who turn out to be children when they walk out?

Also, Ford was married at the time. I feel very old right now since I seem to be the only one who isn’t totes cool with adultery.

Well, then I highly recommend you check out the Jenna Dewan-Tatum/Channing Tatum lip synch battle. Jenna channels her husband’s Magic Mike dance to Genuwine’s “Pony”, and Channing does... you know what, not gonna spoil it for you .

I hate it when casinos and girlfriends ruin men’s lives like that.

Maybe THIS is the Upside Down?!

Additionally, it should be remembered that she grew up in a VERY religious Evangelical family. Her dad is a pastor. Her very first album (Released under Katy Hudson) was a christian album.

I didn’t have much of an opinion on Katy Perry before the election, but she is really impressing me. You know that her support for Hillary and for PP has to be pissing off some of her fans, so good for her for speaking up.

I’m impressed that she’s so vocal about it. Pop stars have to appeal to the masses for success and thus I could see a PR team advising against being a vocal supporter of Planned Parenthood and abortion rights.

Maybe Giuliani’s daughter has been able to get a job that’s note related to her daddy’s empire, so she can afford to not support him.

Giuliani’s daughter is 17 years younger than Ivanka and never supports her dad. No excuse.

We should go and take pictures of it and post it all over social media. I would enjoy doing that.

I hope Jessica Simpson is happy her shoes aren’t the most embarrassing anymore!

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

I wouldn’t say Ivanka’s “trying” to be an asshole, I think she’s being extremely successful at it. I know a woman who thinks that Ivanka secretly disagrees with Trump but she feels forced to support him. HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah no this entire family is trash.

He’s married....but that didn’t stop him from leaving his other wife for J.Lo...