Someone much younger, most likely.

I never thought I would see the day when Brad Pitt was single and George Clooney was married. These are strange days.

Especially when it comes to disputes over land.

Jennifer Aniston is half Greek. (Look for pictures of her with her original nose.) Being half Greek myself, I am well aware of the astonishing durability of grudges in that particular culture. (I believe this to be a common feature of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures, but Greeks really elevate it to an art…

You can tell it’s delicious by how yellow it is.

“There’s an endless appetite for trash, apparently, though everyone would say that they don’t have that appetite,”

Because they are charismatic and fun to watch? Both have excellent comedic timing and aren’t terrible to look at.

Or someone said, “So how about that Brad and Angelina?” and then all four laughed for two solid hours.

I’m guessing the conversation had something to do with how, despite being middling box office draws, John Krasinski and Jennifer Aniston continue to have film careers despite the fact that their biggest individual success, by far, was on television.

This is not believable. At all.

EVERYBODY FORM A PROTECTIVE CIRCLE AROUND CHRIS PRATT AND ANNA FARIS!

Tolerating each other’s bullshit since 1993 over here.

“If we’re going to do this, we gotta do it now! No one will remember it because they’ll be focused on that other split! We’ll have some privacy with this! Move move move!”

I don’t doubt her good intentions either, but I think that her visits to refugee camps benefit her more than anyone else, including the refugees, and teaching at LSE will do the same. I’m fairly certain that the students will not be getting the full value of their tuition.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

How could NOBDOY notice you missing for twenty years? Thats tragic. 

How terribly sad to not have *anyone* miss you. Not a friend or sibling or co-worker. Not even your own mother who thought you moved out and then didn’t worry that you never ever called.

“... taking them into a war zone that everyone else is trying to get their kids out of is a strange way to do that.”

this is timely:

If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over Marion Cotillard, turn to page 32. If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over moving to Syria, turn to page 45.