“To cheat on your wife is French. To get caught is American.”

Becki avec les mal-cheveux?

The nav system has a male voice that is always interrupting you.

Sidepiece is both self-explanatory and gender neutral.

O hai, Cersei and Jaime Lannister!

HOT TAKE - Brad has affairs with his co-stars so that people will see movies that are not that great.

#NeverForget their amazingly hideous matching hairdos that made them look like twins from Village of the Damned.

I dunno. Some guys are into quality acting, ya know...

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

The orange ones are all pre 2010ish. The very very shiny ones are post 2012. 2011 was a transition year from oragange to shiny with Kim leading the way and Khloe bringing up the rear.

To be fair, so are the Kardashian sisters fucking each others leftovers. Blech.

Eh, most sisters wouldn’t fuck each others boyfriends after they are done with them. That whole family is really unsavory.

She’s been blogging since Kim K was trying to get paparazzi attention by hanging off of Paris Hilton. And it’s Lainey’s blog. She can be on a high horse about the Kardashians if she wants to, and it’s not even that high to be above them.

I can’t keep this straight....kylie dating tyga, who has a kid w blac chyna who dates rob - Khloe who was pissed at blac chyna for dating rob is dating Tristan who left his pregnant girlfriend to date Khloe. Or maybe I can?

ACTUALLY. The gossip should be that Tristan Thompson left is pregnant gf for khloe, a girlfriend who was a previous gf of Tyga.

The boy who cried clown.

Totally, I’ve dated people exactly like that.Its the perfect phrase.

He cheated on his wife with someone he was in a movie with...

I don’t feel sorry for her if he did indeed cheat with a costar. Serves her right for creating that job opening when she went from mistress to wife.

“There’s a sensitivity chip that’s missing” is such a useful phrase. Thanks, Jennifer.