I can’t be the only one who finds it extremely funny that dude thinks he’s oppressed because just the concept of a matriarchal utopia that never happened exists.

She should be THANKFUL he called her fat because he helped her get out of that disgusting state of gaining 15 pounds!! he let her be seen in public, what more does she want?!! Just like how Obama should be thankful that he humiliatingly questioned his legitimacy for the past 8 years!

Give him a break -- he only just started Rumspringa and hasn’t had time to shop!

Honestly I think it was like, look at Taylor swift. She is young. I can’t believe I had kids and a marriage at that young age.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

the longest stocking cap

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

A lot of us feminists have kids, and we like seeing other people’s adorable kids.

EYEROLL God can’t we just enjoy them? Not everything is an injustice. #sojezebel #thisiswhypeoplehateus

You cared enough to comment over your disdain.

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

Nicole and Keith might be the next marriage on the chopping block.

I’ll be the toothless crone rocking silently next to you with the exact same fears about ‘Forrest Gump’.

The children of the corn are confused.

Especially when it comes to disputes over land.

Or! And I’m just spit-balling here, she’s actually doing herself a big favor playing into the “I don’t know a damn thing, okay?” version of events.

She needs to know!

That’s ridiculous that the reporter would question Clooney about them at the UN for God’s sake.