#TiffanyIsTheBestTrump

You can tell she’s used to it.

Goddamn that was some amazing evasive maneuvering.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Although I’m sure you’re being facetious, I’ll post anyhow.

child the daily show’s been on since 96.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Is it fleek? I’m don’t know what it means but I want to know if it’s fleek.

Dab? Back to google for my elderly self.

No oranges allowed!

Guys. Guys? Guys.

A one Wuman show, if you will.

I would tune in to Fresh Off the Boar if they would get rid of the Eddie character. That kid is so annoying. But Constance Wu is fantastic.

I read “Hey, kid, beat it,” in a 1940's mobster accent.

• Christina Aguilera once “called a staffer from the other end of the house to get something like a towel that was mere feet away from her.”

Saying there’s a new book about the Mitford sisters is a bit like sharing the breaking news that the sun rose again.

Sarah reading that Jez agrees with her on something. Anything.

fuck that. she should look that way she wants to look. if that means she’s got cleavage and bedhead, then rock on with it. “classy” is like “nice”—a way to shame women who don’t conform.

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