Up until fairly recently, the Canadian Football League had two teams (two) with basically the same name. In a league with nine teams. We have bigger problems than yardage and the amount of downs. The shocking degree of imagination and creativity as displayed by the CFL is, quite frankly, embarrassing.

Oh, you didn’t know? No-Mi’s a monster. Oh yeah. Big time. Huge as a matter of fact. Nothing to be done, really. ::shrug::

Slow and steady, KitKat. That’s how you win the day-drinking and kid-wrangling race. White wine spritzers to cut the alcohol consumption and then you nap when they do. It also helps your water consumption, all that seltzer.

Dogs are awesome. We have a Husky/Greyhound mix. Don’t ask me how that came about; it was just a weird night at the dog circus and some fancy Greyhound got herself some strange, I guess. Annnnnyhoooo, my patronus was a Chow dog. I do not know what this means.

Yup. That sealed it. C’mere, you! I have cookies and a big, goofy dog that needs a walk.

You are swift becoming my favourite, sport.

You’re taking your country back from Canadians? Because I’m Canadian and the ‘likes of’ me are other Canadians and I don’t know what I did to deserve that response, since all I did was ask a simple question; you said you were taking your country back and didn’t specify from whom you were doing the taking and I was…

Oh, Jesus Murphy; my blood just ran cold. I am so, so sorry, kitkat.

Take your country back from who?

I just died a little bit. A little bit more.