“What happens when a scammer, hacker, and your favorite Jersey idiot meet in prison?”

Of the 3 faces in the header, which do y’all find the most punchable?

Winter will be so hard that they will be forced to eat Robin’s minstrels.

Winter will be so hard that they will be forced to eat Robin’s minstrels.

So you’re saying Robin will win because during the war he bravely ran away away?

I would think he’d be more forgiving

Yet no one defended me when I stood for masculinity and God’s design for sexuality

Denise wasn’t fired from The Federalist because they were offended by her homophobic tweets. Domenech saw the opportunity to fire Denise after she tweeted shit about his wife and took it.

As an Old who doesn’t get the whole “private Stories on Instagram”, I want to roll my eyes a little bit at that because there’s never anything truly private on the internet. But honestly, whatever gets her through.

She looks like she got busted for possession at Lilith Fair, to which she was dragged by a group of friends who want her to pledge allegiance to Ani Defranco, buy some colorful hippie throwback clothing that randomly reappeared in the 90’s, and stop staying in on weekends to read Anne Rice, and listen to Nine Inch…

Getting a criminal defendant decent clothes is really common because if they are sitting there in their prison jumpsuit, the jury tends to view them as a criminal and leans towards guilty verdicts. HOWEVER, hiring a stylist is absolutely ridiculous and deserves every ounce of scorn.

Yeah, the simplicity of her response is delicious. Often Meghan bugs the shit out of me, especially when she seems pissed over nothing. And every time she refers to herself as a “hardcore conservative,” I shudder. But sometimes I kind of like her. Since we all know the bad stuff, here’s some of the good: she…

This is the only thing Meghan McCain has ever done that made me like her. “you were at my wedding Denise...” Oh God, it’s so perfect!

I love hearing about jerk on jerk fights, I just wish the stakes weren’t so high.

Let’s me totally clear about this. Melania is an asshole too. Always was. She is not some poor loveless housewife dragged into her life.

I thought this was going to be a picture of Meloni’s butt.

I’d put Rollins/Carusi above Stabler/Beck. I only remember Beck from two scenes, when she arrested that guy for kissing the woman with the disease that made her look like a child after they just got out of court, and when she brought home that foster kid and the kid lit her couch on fire.

Women accidentally swears in a sketch, canned that night.

So, SNL co-head writer has pattern of harrassing and intimidating women online = Fine.

Jesus, Che is petty. In one of the first emails referenced, he wrote without capitalization, then added a post-script: “my refusal to capitalize or correct the grammar of my language of this message is a deliberate informality and disrespect.” Sounds like a better educated Trump.