People Magazine put Mary Kay Letournea and Vili Fulauu on the fucking cover, like theirs is a love story. She knew him from when he was 7 and first had sex with him when he was 12 or 13. She’s a fucking predator.

...they are told “this doesn’t happen to boys”

The other thing about the Breakfast Club interview is that Charlemagne actually gave him a second chance to have a shred of redemption.

May I someday have the wit and wherewithal to construct so blistering a takedown as this.

You, Mr. Harriot, are an absolute exemplar of the art of the written word. Thank you for this.

You can not be fucking serious with this.

Tone deaf is exactly the description. “We won’t sign Kap. We won’t let players kneel without repercussions. But we’ll give you a guy who tries to appropriate black culture and who was a spineless, dickless, asshat when it came to Janet Jackson.” What the fuck is the NFL thinking?

And the brutally honest ways she’s talked about how her upbringing made her trauma worse.

Elizabeth Smart will always be a hero for the way she handled Nancy Grace.

I was never allowed to go to anything above PG13 growing up - and can only READ scary FICTION. Plus PTSD from a sexual assault... So I can’t even watch CSI (anywhere) or Law and Order.

when she was 14-years-old

Who plays Sylvia Brown and as how big of an idiot is she portrayed?

“Gretchen Mol was supposed to be huge because she slept with him.”

I remember the pieces about the NY scene from the summer of ‘16. Yeesh.

I am pretty sure she meant 10lbs of muscle, as she is quite swole herself. AKA: ‘everybody go work out for this video.’

Just get Tyrese to play Samantha in SaTC3 since he has some free time now and everyone is happy!

Chris Rock: “This cracker motherfucker about to stab somebody.”

I can’t take credit for being this witty, but if the tenth movie isn’t called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts, that’s a real missed opportunity.

Yes, if there’s one thing I know about Tyrese, it’s that he’s a family man. It’s all about family! You don’t turn your back on family! (Maybe he doesn’t know what the word “family” means?)

“The Fast and the Furious cast is getting a little older now. They’re more like the ‘Spry and the Slightly Peeved’.”-Kevin Neelon

Well at least he’s got his priorities straight while being investigated by Child Services for abusing his daughter to the point of not being able to sit down without being in extreme pain. I suspect he’s about as good an actor and costar as he is a dad.