My dad was a member of the Men Without Hats tribute band Men Without Pants.

It goes:

My dad was a member of People Without Pants following the divorce.

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This is the best - I discovered it last year when in Scotland as well as Fleabag and Chewing Gum - they have all the great tv shows.

Kelly- are you acquainted with Take Me Out?

they are skipping this event much in the same way that i skipped my wedding with paulina porizkova.

The girl was crying. After being alone with Kelly in a room. That should be a bit disconcerting. That should make a person think. Especially because Kim was aware of his controlling behaviour. Any thinking, rational person would be questioning the situation and trying to gtfo.

If a young crying woman is making forced statements than they are in distress. Kim obviously believes that the girl is upset that she disappointed Kelly but how that doesn’t leave her with the conclusion that is is a form of abuse (at that time) is mind blowing. As I’ve said it brings into question just how autonomous…

I see no lies here.

THIS! I get it if maybe you’re in your 30s and “[You]’ve been a massive R. Kelly fan for as long as [you] can remember,” but what kind of 25 year old is a massive R. Kelly fan? You’d have been two when he married a 15 year old Aaliyah. You’d have been 10 when he was on trial for a sex tape with an underage girl. You’d…

If my favorite singer/actor in the world asked me to participate in something like that, they would no longer by my favorite.

Omg, I shouldn’t’ have, but that made me laugh.

Yup, pretty much. In her race to tell her story she has made herself witness to behaviour suspicious enough that would have at least warranted her going to authorities if not the parents. I can’t really speak to legal matters since I’m no expert but morally this opportunist is guilty as hell.

I feel like the moral barometer might be different for most folks than it is for someone who thought hooking up with R. Kelly was a good idea a year ago.

While I understand that he’s the predator in this situation, how the fuck do you not see that and go “yeah, I’m out” and TELL SOMEBODY?! If my favorite singer/actor in the world asked me to participate in something like that, they would no longer by my favorite. Jfc

A girl running laps, naked, with a chain on her neck apologizing for not “performing” is not fucking strange but not contacting your parents is? What kind of dumb fuckery is that?! This...person is “claiming” she knew of one girl who began a relationship as child and that wasn’t fucked up enough? Suddenly, after what…

OOOO young Jude Law would be a good pick. Idk who that would be today though.

Hardy would be interesting. I feel like you’d end up with a slightly grittier/darker version of Bond, which would be a nice deviation.

I WOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT OF THAT.