The women right now are so freaking good that it makes up for some of the mediocre dudes. I’m totally not bitter about the way they fired Taran Killam a year before his contract is up or anything though...

I read this comment before I got to this point in the sketch and I was still surprised and delighted when she came at him!

Or on our side the people who aren’t going to buy Teslas now that Elon Musk is advising Trump... because we can all afford a Tesla. Also I would rather have a super smart tech guy that believes in global warming advising Trump than NOT advising him but that’s just me I guess.

There is a picture of Trump that made me recently realize that he totally looks like my dad. I sent it to my sister and she said “You’re just realizing this?” I’m sure you’re all shocked to discover that he and I are much closer than the two of them are, so I guess that is part of why the resemblance took a little…

This was funny, Me!

AHHHH can we get a Not Safe for Life tag on this picture? Also the “I always get my Kellyanne ConWAYYYY” sketch on SNL tonight was basically this.

Bannon wishes he looked that fresh faced and healthy.

It is still only 50% of the people who voted for him, so less than 25% of the voting public. I’m trying to hold onto anything good haha

O god you’re totally right.

“Thank you to those that have offered sincere condolences, understanding and prayers for our family, your words bring comfort. I am happy for those that simply do not understand, this means you had good parent(s) — please treasure what you have.”

NO I DIDN’T REMEMBER THAT!! And I just had to go to the other room to ask Siri about “benefits for retarded dogs” because my Yorkie is very sensitive about his intelligence, especially since his name is Davos and the cabinet confirmation hearings have been very triggering for him haha if I don’t laugh I’ll cry.

I am friends with a girl who used to dance with the girl who took the pussy shot on Rock of Love Bus. This is my favorite almost famous association.

I love the amazing words and phrases she drops in. She is nothing of the sort! What a true gem.

O they started with Rock of Love during that sporting event last week and I’ve never been more grateful for whoever does their programming. The late aughts were truly a golden age of reality trash.

I do this, no lie. I also like the abandoned afternoon theatre for seeing movies with my nephew because he has Aspergers and wants to talk about everything he knows about the movie (seeing Guardians of the Galaxy with him was one of my favorite experiences at the movies) and I don’t have Aspergers but man do I love…

I’ve worn three pairs of Spanx at once and I’m not performing in a bodysuit, I’m just self conscious, so I get it. She must get so hot under the stage lights though!

No it’s Becky :)

Megan it’s been a real trash fire of a week both obviously for the nation and for me personally so I want to thank you for this news and the beautiful memory of how hard I sobbed with joy when a beaming Bey threw open that jacket at the VMAs.

Now I get to share this truly uncomfortable story. In high school we were watching Glory and as the opening credits roll a couple of kids yell out “Denzel!” in what I think is supposed to be a parody of a black chick freaking out over Denzel being cute kind of thing. This is lame enough, but then when MORGAN FREAKING…

Haha o man you have no idea how much I wish I hadn’t made this light sarcastic comment to you :) but thanks