He’s just trying to appeal to the kids like Bernie Sanders did and “carry [his] books loose”

Right? As the great Lin Manuel Miranda said: “We’ve got a war to fight, let’s move along”

Don’t you dare make me find the Trumps relatable!

Yikes. Mental illness really sucks.

I saw my first Nazi salutes in the wild the night Trump won the presidency. In freaking Washington DC.

O damn Wicked Jezebel is actually a local DC lesbian band who I’ve seen play a couple times! Love it. I am slightly partial to the Lesbian Shitass thing but I’m easy.

Yeah a lot of people like to leave town for inaug too so I think this is a good call.

You are going to want to stay outside of DC proper. Maybe AirBnB as I know a lot of like minded people who are leaving town for the weekend.

O god I was trying to think of an iconic Jezebel quote, Lesbian Shitasses is it!

So I’m going to be hosting some friends from out of town but I would love to be part of a Jezzie contingent. Maybe we can wear a bandanna or something to signify? I’m right outside the city in Arlington so we may even walk in if the metro is truly fucked.

Aw yay thank you.

Really??? I made that too! This may be my proudest moment.

Ha!

IT’S TIME FOR THE URN!!!

They told him they “Sing a song of Six Pence” and he thought it was his ancestor?

I made this in honor of Trumpence’s hurt feefees.

I made this yesterday, seems relevant.

There is a lot about being racist that I don’t really get, but why the hell would you teach in Baltimore if you don’t like black people? It’s like the kids at American University who threw bananas at the black student, why go to college in DC if that’s what you think? As I’ve recently learned, there are plenty of…

I agree, I think he’s just playing his real self (maybe a little less misogynist, I can’t imagine him actually feeling passionate one way or another about women) in Magnolia and just having a lot of fun in the other two. And it’s fun to watch people have fun! That’s part of why I think Adam Sandler is so shitty these…