This is all I’ve ever wanted

Yeah, my middle school boyfriend gave me oral herpes as far as I can tell. Add in the fact that they do not normally test for herpes in an man’s STD screen unless you ask and there are a lot of people running around with at least HSV1 without knowing.

Between a fifth and a quarter of the population have herpes. They’re going to have a hell of a time proving he’s the one who gave it to her. As I like to say, no one is too nice to have an STD.

I’m assuming you’re joking but this sounds very similar to things one of my friends has been spouting. You’re not my friend Sean are you?

My sneaking suspicion is that since NBC has been pretty much confirmed as being in the Donald’s pocket the show runners have wanted to do this type of episode for a while and only recently got the go ahead.

I feel like Bob Saget in Half Baked in more ways than one. First being “BG queues? Have you ever been in an eight hour long Alterac Valley??

Gary Cole is way too hot to play Trump, NBC continues to flatter him. Should’ve gotten Randy Quaid or someone like that.

Ha I’m so glad someone thinks it was a fantastic achievement. I was literally blowing lines of coke in my dad’s basement and chain running dungeons with tweens. If I were male and large I would have been a South Park character.

Ew he is probably a Nate-Parker’s-roommate type :////

Not to be totally

I have only read the transcript because I am a Jew with anxiety and thus I have a very sensitive stomach. Do I owe it to myself to listen?

Actually I could kind of feel Amy Adam’s after her turns in The Master and American Hustle. I think she’s got a lot more nuance than people give her credit for. Also not actually a dig on Emma Stone apart from the Aloha debacle, she was amazing in Birdman.

I don’t know if this is the reference you were making, but:

“Sniff one more time, motherfucker, I dare you!”

This is especially true of play adaptations. The stage show of Frankie and Johnny in the Clair de Lune starred Kathy Bates and F. Murray Abraham. The film? Michelle Pfeiffer and Al Pacino.

You misspelled “Emma Stone”

Haha when my dad was coming to see me in a play I had to warn him that there is a “brief simulated handjob” and pray that I never have to type those words to my dad again. I’m about to turn 30.

I think it’s definitely a good dads thing, but I think it’s also a most dad’s thing. Or at least I hope, yikes.

Haha, “Poo pees”

I’ve always thought it’s funny that it is thought of as “Hepburn style” because that cut is very flattering for those of us with curves and bellies, a decidedly different body type from Miss Audrey.