I envisioned this exact scene, but with a touch more passive aggressive oh you’re so cute I could eat you up. Besties for life with no physical boundaries works to describe a whole other set of ladies, which is totally an angle I like.

Yeah notice too it’s changed from the girl was hitting on Jay, to this.

Well he had cheated on me recklessly and got herpes. I did not. Phew, close one.

as someone who has KP, I would gladly punch your ex-husband in the nuts given the chance. Stay strong girl.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Bey wasn’t kidding about the NDA thing.

Oh Penn, Penn. Cruise is a loon in a cult but is genuinely capable of kindness and doing nice things for people while still being a loon in a cult. What’s Penn’s excuse?

I mean his title alone left me in a deep deep state of confusion.

Yeah, it sounds like “She wants to still be involved in their lives, while I would rather treat them as distant friends. People I was at one time close with.”

ding ding ding!

I think the fact that she is talking about it still is proof that Bey is secretly living for it, wants the face biter called out, but doesn’t want to seem petty so she’s letting someone else do her dirty work.

Yep sounds right.

In other words she continues to be a parent to her children and love them no matter how old they are - as most parents do - and he doesn’t give a fuck about them now they’re old enough to see he is a douche and no longer worship the ground he walks on.

He sucks at humaning. Moving on....

Remember when Sean Penn put Kate del Castillo in mortal danger so he could have his little bullshit Hunter S. Thompson moment with El Chapo, an actual murderer and not just some avatar in his stupid stories

I’ve never understood the lure of Vuitton. The vintage steamer trunks etc are lovely, but asthetically it’s about as boring as it gets. Just paste money all over yourself if you need a status signifier.., it looks more original.

Yeah. You have ‘designers’ like this who don’t train and can’t design for sh*t and you have talented artists like Tracy Reese and Christiano Siriano. There is a difference. I see why people hate the Hypebeast scene.

Glad your summation was that the fashion industry’s entire game is insane markups on basic clothing that starts at the street.

I’m guessing the whole having been “Kanye West’s consultant” probably had more to do with it than anything,TBH.

They want to sell shit to young idiots worldwide (I swear, if I see one more damn Chinese trustfunder in an Off-White fit, I’ll fucking puke).