Rick “Jazz Hands” Santorum and anyone else spewing this level of stupid should have to tour a morgue after a shooting and see what exactly they are dealing with. How you going to do CPR when there is no chest left, Rick? Where do you do compressions if the heart is pretty much gloppy soup?

Seems to be a running theme with these guys: https://theslot.jezebel.com/1824061265

Ha! Right?!? It was drizzling and grey all day.
BTW, this picture is saved on my computer as “douche.jpg.”

Pretty soon they will say that a teenager’s body has ways to keep unwanted bullets from shredding their bodies.

I was watching this at the gym with headphones and flipped off the screen with his dumb face making this fucking argument. I didn’t realize a lady was on the treadmill behind me....but I heard her say ‘agreed’. How can you say this with a straight face and sleep at night.

Rick, anything you’d like to say that’s morally reprehensible, anything at all that the remaining 3% of the population who doesn’t already think you’re a massive dickhead would like to know about you?

Yeah, I saw that at the gym today and almost fell off the treadmill. WTF? All I can say is,he has four or five kids;best believe if they got shot (I can’t even say in their school,because I think they were homeschooled),his tune would change drastically.

“exploiting children as part of their plan to DESTROY the Second Amendment and strip us of our right to defend ourselves and our loved ones.”

This guy showed up in St. Louis. Photo from KSDK’s Facebook page—

Elon and Ronan Farrow should form a support group.

Well he wasn’t charged for this, but his father did shoot three people to death after they broke into his home...

I think we’re at the stage of the origin story where the whole of Gotham loves the Penguin.

Serious question for others in the comments. Has anyone ever, once, had someone ask their GPA upon graduation? I graduated in 2009 and havent had it come up at all. Just curious.

GET IT! Gawd, I love her. She’s my lady crush right now. Just adore her so much. She posted the cover on her Instagram. It was the first thing I saw this morning. Off to read the story now.. 

I liked him on the SNL news segment, but then I started to follow him on Instagram and watched his stand-up. Ugh, he’s not for me. Comes off as a total jerk.

I am so amused at how he thinks it’s super insulting to call a blogger a “nerd.” It’s like he’s saying, “Nuh uhhh....you’re just not dumb enough to think I’m funny!”

Yea it’s weird - he was really just ... not special. He had no charisma. He friended EVERYONE on Facebook and was always blasting out his open mics and putting lame jokes in his status. Of all the guys I remember from those days, he definitely wouldn’t have been someone I would have expected to make it.

Are there any examples of him attacking male critics? I’m just curious if he attacks them in the same fashion.

Yep. Especially since the ‘proof’ that Jackman is gay is often a) his older, ‘less attractive’ wife and b) his adopted children.

Is it just me or did they photoshop her face... not well? Or is it the make up? It’s looks like her, but not at the same time.