“Wont to do” - most overused phrase on Jez 🙄

This makes me sick on behalf of Scarlett jo. Imagine someone taking your face like this.

This is giving me 90s prodigy flashbacks and I’M INTO IT. (Not coke though)

Ha - I was on a flight to LA and this girl next to me says “Kylie is in first class!!!” And I reply “KYLIE MINOGUE?!” And she looked at me like I was nuts.

I don’t want paint in my pussy.

I realize this is a hot mess, but the furniture is LEGIT! Milo Baughman Bed.. That insane sectional. Once it’s fixed up, reupholstered etc this stuff will end up on 1stdibs. But man... That wallpaper...

That's so scary, sorry that happened to you. My dad (75) caught TB in Morocco. They brought him to a hospital miles and miles from home and ended up being deported with all his stuff left behind. Now he's back in Canada but I honestly have no idea if he's ever going to get better or... I don't know. People need to go…

Ah yes. I dated a celebrity chef (nightmare) and spent a few evenings with Rachel Ray. She’s dry, sarcastic, smokes a ton, and is drunk most of the time. I thought she was awful, but I think everyone is awful, so, grain of salt.

My mom is a pretty skilled practical joker. Once she told me and my sister that Bloomingdales was doing this special charity one day event and that if you brought in four pairs of old shoes you get any one pair of shoes for free!! My sister and I BOOKED it with our old sneakers in tow. It was mortifiying.