GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!

It’s confirmed, Australia is the new Russia for driving.

The city probably wouldn’t care if it was a lot full of Pontiacs.

Chronologically:

The towing eyes work great for tie-down points for a canoe/kayak on the roof as well!

Inclimate weather + wreckless Quattro abandon = memories of the time years ago that I had to commute home in my 08 A4 after a freak snowstorm that was quickly followed by freezing rain. The icy snow covered West hills of Portland that night had stranded many a trucks and BMW’s alike. It was pure bliss streaming past…

I’d pay the asking price for the floor mats alone.

One thing’s for sure, the car dealership business model needs to be replaced. (It’s ironic that auto manufactures sell cars by touting their efficiency, but the means by which they’re distributed is as inefficient as ever!)

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As we know, the main character lives his life “a quarter mile at a time”. Perhaps the movie trailer is to throw us off the scent of the deeper plot twist that Dom is progressively suffering from dementia and the time equivalent of a quarter mile race is all he can manage mentally. Thus his quick turn on family and…

The washer nozzle mod is just good clean fun. In fact, with all the older SUVs that are running around with clogged washer nozzles and worn out/missing rear wiper blades...it seems these guys are actually providing a helpful community service by giving their windows a quick squirt, blasting away any dangerous vision…