I, a childless 22-year-old, got my Mirena in November, and I'll say the following:

1. Insertion is certainly not the GREATEST feeling in the world, but it was nowhere near as painful as I expected. My gyno got her stuff all prepped, then told me to cough. I coughed, she popped it in, like 2.5 seconds of wincing cervix…

I love Gwendoline so much I can barely stand it. Maybe it's just because I am one, but whenever I see tall ladies just OWNING IT, I get a little twitterpated. Also she's hella foxy and amazingly talented. And I can totally appreciate her feelings about the haircut- I went through a similar evolution of thought when I…

I saw something on Buzzfeed a while back that basically said, "Why the eff hasn't somebody cast Gina Torres as Wonder Woman yet?"
It gave me all kinds of tinglies. I would watch the absolute everloving fuck out of a Gina Torres Wonder Woman.

Um. Can we talk about the very inappropriate feelings I am feeling for RJ Mitte right now? Because DAMN. DAAAAAAAAAMN.

I'm totally okay with sharing. God, I just love him so much. I have most of "New in Town" memorized. The story about the high school party getting busted by the cops never fails to make me laugh to the point of tears.

Andrej Pejic is too perfect for life.

Oh man. I love her on SNL, so bummer for them, but also, John Mulaney is my imaginary boyfriend and one of the funniest people in the world, and this pilot already sounds like the best.

Massive Attack, "Inertia Creeps".

Make. It. Wit. Chu.

diddlydiddlydiddlydiddlySWAAAAAAAAAAG

My mom has always had the hugest crush on Jeremy Irons.

The only time I have ever seen a successful attempt at putting a cat in a play was when I saw a production of Diary of Anne Frank in college, and that only worked because that particular cat was genuinely mentally challenged.

Slow clap. SLOW CLAP.

3rd slide, far right- somebody put it on Marion Cotillard! Do it now!

Oh god. If he kills Rickon... That would just be too much.

Frankly, I'll be shocked if ANYONE makes it out alive.

THIS IS ALL I HAVE EVER WANTED BUT NEVER KNEW HOW TO ASK FOR.

I'm with you! I had heard such good things about that Soapwalla deodorant cream (people saying it was the only natural deodorant that actually kept them from stinking), so I bought it and it DID keep me from stinking, but also gave me the most atrocious rash.

Yeah, Ciaran Hinds mostly looks like a transplant, but that works for the story. Also... it's Ciaran Hinds. I will never, ever argue with the presence of Ciaran Hinds.

Yeah, Ciaran Hinds mostly looks like a transplant, but that works for the story. Also... it's Ciaran Hinds. I will never, ever argue with the presence of Ciaran Hinds.