Starring Andy Serkis as Harambe.

1. Show no mercy for car interiors.

This comment quite brilliantly captures almost everything about social media. Excellent.

Definitely pass interference in Attack Success.

He took his eye off the stick.

social media’s true value = public sharing of celebrity in-jokes.

What made his glasses handcuff his eyes?

I bet the 7 month-old former record holder is unhappy. No second chances in this game. Life can be cruel.

Why aren’t they doing this on a balance beam?

Wow, they sucked all the liquid out of him.

It’s not as if those who were offended could find weather information anywhere else.

So it doesn’t land on his head.

This has the advantage of disguising the bunter’s intentions until the last possible moment and confusing/freezing the fielder for a crucial instant on, for example, a squeeze play.

This look is 40 years old already, and I am willing to bet it will outlast every person alive today.

Ditto. Effin’ hilarious.

This is more suitable for Barbie than a $75M slugger.