You hit the nail on the head. I watched the whole thing and could only think that we are witnessing the apex of the Inarticulate Demagogue. Whether he farts from his mouth or his ass, he drives the faithful into frenzy. 

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Mail me what you smoking! 

Sorry about your nephews; I hope they stay safe and healthy. As a token of goodwill, please accept this handful of punctuation marks to use as you see fit:

Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”

Look, if they want a better job, they should buy more money.

I love these interactions

“Jesus told the guards, ‘do what you came for friend’. And that, being the signal Jesus’ commandos were waiting for, resulted in a barrage of gunfire from the nearby bushes into the Socialist Roman guards who had come to arrest him, slaughtering them wholesale, including the traitor Judas.

The whole point of gun ownership for most of these zealots is disproportionate response. Have you ever seen a gun-nut thread about how to get away with shooting someone in the back for trespassing? How about “We don’t call 911" signs on their lawns? They’re literally looking for an excuse to shoot someone.

Let’s not sugar coat things. Your neighbor is an illegal arms dealer, and if this same situation played out with two minorities in a city said neighbor would likely be up in arms.

Hard disagree. If campaign spending is speech, as SCOTUS has ruled, then we should be allowed to respond to that speech.

your wife is smart. In my one encounter with Jeremy Renner in my life, he was a disparaging twit who accidentally dropped the label for his cialis on the floor on his way out the door. True story.

The fact there are earnest users of the Jeremy Renner app is the real story of this post. 

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

Well, I’m glad to hear that someone from the rural side of America has that kind of hope, but it’s not been my experience.

Did this sound good in your head? 

Don’t forget Cris Carter’s admonitions to always have a fall guy in your crew!

It ain’t the media that gave him $137 million.