The emphasis on Puerto Rico and its culture seems off to me since Bruno grew up in Hawaii. The emphasis on he’s karaoke seems apt for a guy who grew up as an Elvis impersonator.

Kate, have you tried brown eggs? I don’t know how anyone can claim to not be able to taste the difference between a brown free range or locally farmed egg and a mass produced white one.

Jorge, the waves threw him on the rocks, not the tide. Tides do not throw people. Also, you left out the good parts of his adventure where he hides under a rock, and later where he talks about hiding under rocks as a kid. You didn’t even show the wave that got him in trouble, or mention the floatation gear he was…

They put surfing in the upcoming Summer Games but surfing is a winter sport as surfers are chasing storms. With the wave pools they could have it anytime.

The judge should have asked him to conduct his case in Hawaiian if he wants but then compel him to interpret for himself. If he was not an expert in the language, he should be appointed a translator, but since he is an expert, it seems an unnecessary cost to the court. Arresting him for speaking Hawaiian is a total…

Holy shit Abdul did you go in there using your real name and face? You are gnarly! Mad respect!

Nice writing Dave. I haven’t seen the movie since childhood probably 30 years ago and that is exactly how I remember it.

I’ve been to about 200 games there, mostly in the 70's and 80's. The current site is a great place for sports, weather wise, and the entire Bay area can get there if they feel like it. Jack London Square does not appeal to me. Either way, I’m like most A’s fans, only interested in nostalgia, I’m not going back no…

Yea he’s the joke, not you. You’d stand up to anyone, especially that puffcake KD. You’d never leave your workplace for a better one, or talk shit without being willing to back it up. That’s what makes a person real, not sensitivity, complexity, or inconsistency.

Total bullshit article. Show me a picture. You don’t have one. I spent 3 weeks in Palau working a couple years ago. My wife has been twice for work. Never heard or saw anything about baseball. No memorabilia anywhere. No coverage on TV or newspaper. Palau is a fishing culture, end of story. I met and interviewed…

Bummer for your wife, and kids.

He means economic issues vs. culture wars. It was not well stated. And he is probably wrong, if we lose the culture war, we lose.

Sometimes my wife and I scream at each other. We both scream at our computers, and I scream at the dishes, the TV, or the children occasionally. I never realized it was because we were copying our role models. I got my scream from Charles Barkley, not my dad.

Calling it now: new day in the NBA, no Warriors or Cavs in finals this year.

Bigger story is the Warriors look terrible in every game this year. Soft, slow, short.

Guam, American Samoa, Puerto Rico, and Hawaii are totally colonies.

I, too grew up reading about tight vaginas being better. I assumed I wanted sex to feel tight. I learned that actually I do not prefer tighter. Not a fan of rubs or pain. I’m pretty vanilla. Kegels maybe good for not peeing your pants or self defense so maybe do them for those reasons.

Haha right he never said or did those things we need proof besides recordings and court documents.

Should I watch the movie?

He ripped Wallace through the whole review for not being important or great and finished with Wallace is a great and important writer. Shows how hard it is to talk seriously about Wallace without appearing to suck his dick. It’s like a parlor trick he designed where you are either emulating him or dismissing him…