I’m pretty sure he could hit third and play first base if they’d let him.

My buddy hung out with him and said Scott would put crack and heroin in the pipe together. My buddy was hardcore and he was terrified of Scott.

Bodyboarder Mike Stewart 82-92 most dominant 10 year stretch in athletic history that I am aware of- won 8 world titles, winning or placing second in over 99% of contests entered during that time- well over 2,000 contests around the world. Similar number of competitors between a golf tournament and a bodyboarding or…

Concealed carry has been a paranoid hobby since people started concealing weapons, right after they invented weapons.

If by magical you mean economically depressed and natural resources depleted, then yes.

Not much for any of these country iterations, but damn you can write.

Tax dollars at work. Can’t get gridlock solved but you can sing.

Really sad we didn’t get to see him play more. No one has ever commanded an at bat like that. It’s worth saying again: Barry Bonds was the best hitter ever. And won a bunch of gold gloves before he became a shitty outfielder. Making him probably the second best player ever behind Babe Ruth.

Fake. Whole thing reads like the guy was a plant from A.M.

I like a hot cheerleader as much as the next straight guy but Keith would be my favorite attention hogging cheerperson on any squad he joined. Weird guys make the best cheerpeople! Anyone here ever see Crazy George with the A’s in the late 70’s-early 80’s? Short shorts, tight shirt, banging on a drum, trying to…

Fucking terrible list. RBI 2 and NBA Jams and Base Wars shit on these games. Your childhood sucked.

I don’t think he crossed the finish line. I’m pretty sure he didn’t.

Do you really want Blatt fired? Wouldn’t it be more fun to do this again next year?

That moment in Game 4 where he got an assist and hit a couple 3’s in a row and got so excited that he ran around like a maniac for about 45 seconds before coming out with thigh cramps and disappearing for the rest of the series.

Ray Liotta’s nasty laugh is a national treasure.

Can you write a love piece like this for Rodman one day? He is the most under appreciated basketball loathsome genius I’m aware of. During the height of his powers, his influence on games was so immense and his talents were outrageous and so despicable. A total master at the leg entangle, the foot under the opponents…

What the fuck is wrong assumes that he was right at some point, ever.

Dear David,

Vince you look really fucked up.

Motley Crue is so bad nowadays they didn't sell out that concert inside your mom's ass. Vince is so fat he almost couldn't fit in there, until some shit leaked out of your mom and crawled away (you).