Talk about your dad's voice.

Troy Aikman is excited.?

I feel that way about some comments I read.

I hate him, but damn he is professional in a baseball setting. That interview was the most likable he's ever come off.

I farted really bad on a plane and everyone had to deal with it. I guess it's not the same, but I should have been punished in some way.

This guy would have been my favorite player ever if I could have chosen such a thing.

As a Clemens hater, I hope he makes it back and gets shelled, or better yet is pitching OK and gets ejected for arguing. In every start.

+2 for dead 'rasslin

I don't think the eggs your dad ate are the same as the eggs you eat. Unless you spend $10 per dozen.

Some more trivial corrections: Tuesday- Tyr's day not Try day. Tyr was more the god of justice and fairness not combat. Frigga was goddess of love and war.

If possible, my ashes will go in the water at my favorite surf spots.

I think Deadspin should pay you already. BTW, I always liked how Mike Gallego was the littlest roid monster on those A's teams.

Teenagers do not watch these awards. The Teen Awards are for middle aged middle America.

Bryce has a gross swing, full of hitches and holes, a big old loop, his body twisted and legs with a poo-stance. No way he keeps that thing for a career. As soon as the raw talent of being young fades a little, he'll have to succumb to what really works. I like rooting for guys with strange stances but he's not doing…

Western Australia is one of the world's greatest surf destinations, with big gnarly barrels and offshore winds. Despite the increase in shark attacks, more surfers die challenging the surf or on the dangerous roads than from shark bites. Not that we aren't scared as fuck, but we're still safer in the water than in…

Whoa, there Gufferf, no one said evil, just inherently dangerous. Big difference. I have better things to do than avoiding radioactive waste for the next 10,000 years.

Finally the coverage of Olympic Women's BMX that we've all been clamoring for. Just watch the thank-you comments heat up in 3, 2, 1. . .