tis a lovely Tacoma van

You picked the best looking of the gen 1 Daytona Prototypes. There were some real abominations in that era:

I am indeed suggesting that. To be clear, I’m talking about the original tube frame Daytona Prototypes, not the current LMP2 based DPIs.

I was 11 in 1998, and that was my first exposure to sportscar racing. I vividly remember watching the 911 GT1, CLK LM, and GT-Ones duke it out. The 911 GT1 single handedly made me fall in love with endurance racing. Those impossibly slinky curves draped in that wild paint scheme......just perfection.

Ask him about Dagwood tomorrow...

I just showed this article to the 20 something year old software engineer who works for me and he asked who Charlie Brown and Snoopy were.

Torch does excellent work.

Thank you for cultivating their bizarre twitter thread, especially for us non-tweeters 😀

I read that as top norch stuff, I’m gonna stick with that. 

and why we love Torch. Top notch stuff.

And a Suzuki outboard at that.

This kinda shit is why I love Jalopnik.

That’s too obvious!

Frankly, the rhythm and phrasing sounds a bit more, shall we say presidential in style. But maybe tweets just all sound so disjointed and incendiary because of the 140 character limit, I wouldn’t really know.

Yeah, this whole thing reeks of Russian Oligarch money laundering.

I thought money laundering operations were supposed to be a bit more... discrete?

This is like if Fyre Festival became an energy drink.

I didn’t realize they hired the US president as their social media coordinator?

I had no idea Rich Energy hired Donald Musk as their PR manager.  Winning!

what does walking on the moon have to do with anything? This is the online version of shaking your cane and yelling “get off my lawn!”