The issue comes when Jalops stare at the price tag with more than 4 digits before the decimal point and go “BUT I CAN GET USE DMIATAS AND MUSTAGS AND FIST AND FOST AND WRX AND FRSBRZ BHJERFNJOITNNWEMNVR” and then they don’t buy it......but they want everyone else to get it to buy it used later. People on here anyways…

funny, my old triumph does the same thing

He’s not a politician.

No.

I think he misunderstood how fast Jiffy Lube can actually change your oil. You need to take it out of 4th gear to get a decent oil change.

“A telephone pole with a Camaro wrapped around it may as well be the state tree of North Carolina”

You know someone is desperate for money when they try to sue a random person on the Internet.

Firewalled?! No way, any open port is an risk! They shouldnt even communicate with each other. Anything with a network connection should be air gapped from everything related to the engine and transmission computers.

How about this one.

Keep the trans cool and she’ll last a long time.

What should have been....

I know people say “rollin’ coal,” but I think that car may actually be coal powered.

And that would be the other one.

This EXACTLY, especially 12 missiles at their disposal

What’s the point? It still looks like a Merkava and if I’m the enemy I’m going to be just as concerned about it as I would a missile launcher. It’s not like it’s designed to look like an ice cream truck it’s still a damn tank.

Such a perfect description!

Jalopnik’s Stig = Andy Lally!

What do you think, should we invite him back?