Immediately fire anyone who says “I was just teasing” or “can’t take a joke.”

Unnecessary.  These planes ground themselves.

I can hear David Tracy breathing heavily 

I always thought patina looks like shit.  If it didn’t, David Tracey should be able sell any number of his extreme patina jeeps for tens of thousands of dollars.

A cheap VQ Altima coupe, especially with the manual, is a far better car to own and daily than a cheap Audi ______.  Don’t let the haters get you down!

The only thing I’ve driven that was worse than the Caliber was a Jeep Renegade. That car actively hated its occupants.

You’ve managed to create a straw world for your straw man to burn in.  Are we great yet?

That’s not what this is.  Authoritarianism (extreme conservatism) is a bitch.

You are completely full of shit and just want attention and fake internet points.  Happy now?

You mean, ANOTHER sex teepee

I’ve never liked the non-fastback.  What even do you call that abomination?!

I vote sex teepee 

You need more stars

I regularly drive to CVS late at night in pajama pants, slippers, and a hoodie. I even get out of the car and buy buy cat food.  

Next are you going to tell us that cars don’t communicate with the driver?

Add glitter to the equation.

For smaller frontal area and less drag, why doesn’t anyone use a canard setup? With a conventional setup, it takes some up elevator or at least some downforce to keep the nose level creating drag that’s pretty much wasted. With pitch controlled by the front wing in a canard setup, theres no wasted drag on keeping…

Is that the new Murano?

Most LUV trucks I’ve seen have had drag radials and the biggest engine one could find neatly installed under the hood.  Do not race a LUV.

I had a T1 Touareg that had that.  My Cayenne sun visors don’t even extend. 😑