Equally creepy.

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What size is your fitted flat brimmed monster energy hat?

High praise 🙏 

Weird. A CLS is less expensive to insure than an E-class because it has one less seat.  Presumably one less person to be thrown threw your windshield when you crash at supercar speeds. 

Shoulda let Florence have it 😒

Hi Tom, I have no money but there’s a CLS55 AMG at a buy here pay here lot for $12k. It has mismatched rims but I can get replacements next year when I get my tax refund. How stupid is this decision?

The Miata is faster, lighter, and handles better.

Counterpoint:

Adios good friend...  you were ungodly fast.

She’s not just scary, she’s right.

A lightly modded go kart would beat both. Is it better? No.

I encourage you to reevaluate your drug habit.

Based on the description and why you like the AW11 better, you should go drive a power wheels.  

If you put your coffee cup on my Porsche we’re going to have problems.

Bradley is likely a thief and a bastard.

The owner should touch or drive the car. I get enough damage from assholes in parking lots.

That’s my point. 

SW20 is better.  It’s faster, better looking, and more comfortable. Anyone who says they prefer the AW11 is just trying to be edgy.  

Why, when I can just out run you?