My 15-16 was 20 years ago. Maybe he was less crotchety then

“Next time I see a Stinger on the streets thinking he is going to beat my 5.0. All the driver is going to see is my car’s tailights.” - You

I love this body style. The next gen was the best IMO, but this is great! Drop top with a manual? This is NP (in fictional money and a zillion car garage) all day. Buy it, fix the top and window, drive it until it snows, put the top up, sell it in the spring.

914s are very slow. Like....lost a drag race to a fully laden garbage truck, slow.

I met Sir Jackie Stewart at Road Atlanta...I was probably 15 or 16. It’s the only time I’ve been star struck.

This clearly is meant for catching ghosts

*180 degrees

For some reason, this looks like a car-shaped ashtray or cigarette dispenser.

If that weighs 200 pounds less than a stock mustang, I’ll eat my own leg.

I bet they found 200 or more pounds in wheels, tires, brakes, supercharger and all associated plumbing. I would bet real money this is heavier than 3500 pounds.

Why can’t you reverse a wing mount on the ground?

Because when you put engines inside the cabin, it’s much too noisey.

The 2018 Mustang w/ 10 speed runs high 11s. Do non American mustangs not get the performance pack?

I bet the mom pushing her baby across the street will be thrilled that your car kills her first.

American Powered, Italian body?

This looks like a kit car. A bad one. I think keeping it looking like shit is a mistake.

Try driving a Camaro at an autocross.

I despise everything Ashton Kutcher is in.

If you don’t understand the difference between blazing saddles and Dude, Where’s My Car, I’m sorry. You’re a moron.

Any benefit over the gas version?