And horses! 420 of em. At the same time.

Just giving these away now? Too bad no one said “your mom’s the right amount of horsepower.” Would’ve had a double COTD 🙄

Oh no, they’re both midlife crisis mobiles. It’s just a matter of severity.

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I think you’re splitting hairs

There are appropriate hand gestures

After 20 seconds I had to kill myself yo get her voice out of my head.

X-Bow

False. 3.0l, 200 hp, 20mpg. Hot garbage.

The back of that car looks like it is offering a curved piece of green metal to whoever is behind it.

I’ll say it. These are the shittiest car drawings of all time.

Local okie ads are the strangest pieces of advertising. I thing everything is done in the Monster Truck guy voice, from mattresses to tires.

I think it’s the leaf.

I hate Tacoma’s and 4runners. Mostly because those are what I SHOULD have bought instead of my Grand Cherokee.

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A 97-2001 XJ parked next to me earlier tonight. It was very clean, dark blue. One of the cleanest designs of all time. A Cherokee Classic using a hodgepodge of Wrangler drivetrain and a partriot/compass body would be cool.

If by heart you mean nuclear reactor...

I need three bisexual men and three bisexual women dressed in identical androgynous full rabbit costumes waiting for me in the winners circle. Fuck holes optional.

I stalked your IG page. I really like the aesthetic. Very Great Gatsby

What about the gay F1 drivers,”?