In 2012, a contractor at work, slugging his way to a second retirement, bought a new Malibu. I asked if his doctor told him he had 1,000 years to live. Next week he had a new Challenger.

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Inflatable beds!

The LEGO one looks better

Original NFS and NFSII were the best versions of this game. The first being more realistic, the second had more cheats (want to race a fruit stand? How about a schoolbus? How about a schoolbus that’s as fast as a Lotus GT1?)

But what cools the liquids?!

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Correct.

He should visit with a focus st and reconsider the FWD bad theory.

I loved having a Jeep because point a to point b didn’t need pavement. When it snowed, I didn’t have to worry about getting stuck. When it flooded, I could get to the store (on higher ground) for food and toilet paper. When bad weather knocked a tree over on my street, I towed the tree to the side of the road so I…

I thought the heavily scripted dialogue was annoying. Top Gear felt much more natural

Absolutely not! ::checks trademarks:: TOTALLY absurd!

I was in a Mustang

If I was in an automatic I’d likely have been killed or killed someone else. If I had more money I would have sued Joe Cooper Ford

That’s too awesome for humanity

I had never seen a cartridge style oil filter. Thought the cap WAS the oil filter. It was on SUPER tight! Damn Mercedes techs...I’ll show em. ::hammers screwdriver through oil filter cap:: shit.

Ford service technician forgot to reinstall the caliper bolts on my front left after doing the brakes. Nearly died.

Nope. It’s off center. Genuinely a terrible vehicle

Lol. Uh huh. It also has a gutless motor.

I hate these. I don’t think they could spin their tires in wet grass.