You turned her down?!?!

Carrie Fisher is so badass I love her so much. And these tweets make me love her more.

And she looks great. Fuck ‘em.

Carrie Fisher has been through a lot. She doesn't need people dissecting her appearance.

I bet he still believes in God, though.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Wait what?

Our annual Christmas Eve family holiday Hell was canceled this morning due to illness on one branch and I’m beyond thrilled. I feel bad they’re sick, but now my immediate family is just going to order pizza, drink beer, open a few gifts and chill. Every year I hope it will get canceled, and finally my wish has been…

My sister works there, trying to save kids with brain tumors, and says Wilson has always been a prince, and Evans was the sweetest, most regular guy.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

I actually didn’t like the spinning camera, I wish they had kept a static, silent last shot like for all the other Star Wars.

And the Seattle Times Editorial Board in particular is a bunch of white, old-money holdouts who probably all live in Bellevue or beyond now. Fuck the Seattle Times, is what I’m saying.

*SPOILERS FOR THE 100*

Oh honey, you’re the one who’s not good at science. When I miscarried at 6 weeks, all it was was a heavy period. So yes, all I used was tampons and pads. Would I have to bury my maxi pads?

Plenty of periods include embryonic tissue, as a very high percentage (30 to 50%) of fertilized eggs fail at the early implantation stage, and are flushed out with the normal period.

“Irishman wins bout in sport that really should be banned.”

Can I raise a motion to never include Seth MacFarlane in Tweet Beat ever again?

Gawker just got interesting for the next 200 days or so.

so uh.....

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.