Good! I hope they’re successful. Since the child will probably find out eventually, I imagine it will be less traumatic for her to be living with people who knew her parents as something other than monsters when she does.

Yep there were. Let’s not forget the head sets “malfunctioning” right before the 2 minute mark when the Bills got the ball.

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

1. He did not grow up in a suburb, he grew up in Chatham.

So are we gonna give Olivia Munn credit for this or what?

Yup. Thankfully I took ALL of the drugs so it was manageable. (Not like I had any other choice).

gaaaawwddddd

Between Kim, Coco, and Hayden, the theme of this dirt bag is that being pregnant and giving birth sucks. I concur and I have the C-Section scar (after 36 hours of labor) to prove it.

Burn of the year. Even more admiration for this cool woman

ADELE. STOP HAVING FUN AND BEING TALENTED AT THE SAME TIME.

this comment is like the epitome of you must be fun at parties

I hope he gets all of it.

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

So good....

He has always been a honey-baked ham and it is delightful.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

As she was putting the turkey on the table for Thanksgiving dinner, “It’s a Butterball, just like Missy.”

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

You have a point but we were talking about Shondaland shows on network TV.