My sister works there, trying to save kids with brain tumors, and says Wilson has always been a prince, and Evans was the sweetest, most regular guy.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

And the Seattle Times Editorial Board in particular is a bunch of white, old-money holdouts who probably all live in Bellevue or beyond now. Fuck the Seattle Times, is what I’m saying.

Oh honey, you’re the one who’s not good at science. When I miscarried at 6 weeks, all it was was a heavy period. So yes, all I used was tampons and pads. Would I have to bury my maxi pads?

Plenty of periods include embryonic tissue, as a very high percentage (30 to 50%) of fertilized eggs fail at the early implantation stage, and are flushed out with the normal period.

“Irishman wins bout in sport that really should be banned.”

Can I raise a motion to never include Seth MacFarlane in Tweet Beat ever again?

Gawker just got interesting for the next 200 days or so.

so uh.....

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

Good! I hope they’re successful. Since the child will probably find out eventually, I imagine it will be less traumatic for her to be living with people who knew her parents as something other than monsters when she does.

Yep there were. Let’s not forget the head sets “malfunctioning” right before the 2 minute mark when the Bills got the ball.

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

1. He did not grow up in a suburb, he grew up in Chatham.

So are we gonna give Olivia Munn credit for this or what?

Yup. Thankfully I took ALL of the drugs so it was manageable. (Not like I had any other choice).

gaaaawwddddd

Between Kim, Coco, and Hayden, the theme of this dirt bag is that being pregnant and giving birth sucks. I concur and I have the C-Section scar (after 36 hours of labor) to prove it.

Burn of the year. Even more admiration for this cool woman

ADELE. STOP HAVING FUN AND BEING TALENTED AT THE SAME TIME.