I’m not sure how much of an outright disaster this is, but it was pretty funny, so I figured I’d share.

“He’s dead, Doctor?”

Nooooo....

Thank you!

At the library where we worked we got our shipment of Deathly Hallows and separated them into reserve copies, which would go out immediately to the people who were on the 300-deep reserve list, and shelf copies, which were available to anyone. We put a few of the shelf copies out on the circulation desk at the…

I get so confused when I see Jared Padalecki being called Dean.

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.

What do you mean by physically female? Because most of the shit you’re thinking of is legit pretty fucking covered by surgery and hormones.

This is a you problem, not a Caitlyn Jenner problem.

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

I would guess poorly. You dated her for 18 years and didn’t get married, but are now engaged to someone you’ve been dating for 7 months. :/

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up…

Okay so this is kind of the opposite...I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years and was very happily moving on with my life and seeing other men. About 3 months after we had broken up, I found out he had gotten a woman pregnant and she was about 3 months or so along. I was obviously a little outraged, but I thought it…

Well, one of my cousin’s fiances proposed to her during my other cousin’s wedding ceremony. In the middle of the ceremony while the bride and groom were saying their vows, the two of them excused themselves to walk outside. Once outside, he proposed and then she came back beaming with the ring.

When one of my sister’s best friends got married, another friend in their group, the notorious Attention Whore, was warned by no fewer than 3 people not to use the destination wedding in Las Vegas as her own wedding trip. What pops up on Facebook the night before the wedding? AW’s marriage certificate from that day. I…

Christ, that’s bad. My aunt’s MIL wore head to toe BLACK (with a lace face cover on her hat) and told everyone that she was in mourning for her only son throughout the wedding. That was fun!

My terror over messing up my makeup resulted in several photos with me doing this:

We both WEPT, as we knew we would, and it was one of the reasons we arranged to marry in a completely private ceremony (with only the officiant, and photogs there as witnesses). We both had hankies in hand bc we knew it would be a weepy mess. Miraculously my makeup survived (one of the main reasons I got lash…

Right there with you girl:

I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.