is miley cyrus even real

send me the EP

SO HUNGRY RAWRRR

they're being targeted by "rabid homosexual activists."

BRB gonna ponder how parks & rec is gonna start the season if jon hamm (whose character was fired in flashforward) is coming back

I am LITERALLY so disappointed they're coming back for only one episode.

Christian Bale and Joel Edgerton playing egyptians in EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS* is all kinds of amazing. also Sigourney Weaver and Aaron Paul.

Like masturbating to the color beige

never fear. chris pine is here!!

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Ben Affleck told some jokes about his penis and how the Hollywood Film Awards are kind of a goof.

I used to work at a movie theater and that story does not sway me.

I love reading about how parts of states view others. I'm from Seattle but have family in eastern washington and often visit. it's amazing how different the state is on the other side of the cascades. people from outside the state are always surprised to learn that washington is only a blue state because a very small…

what's so neat about northeast ohio? (legitimate, non-nefarious query. i've never been to ohio and want to know. is it like a western vs. eastern washington state thing???)

hahahahahahaha. I've never been to ohio, so i have no opinion. for some reason that comment killed me though

the best youtube comment I ever read (I can't remember what video I was watching) is "ohio is the most messed up thing I ever heard of."

yep. my dentist's office doesn't even subscribe to TIME anymore

forget millennials, that pic sums up everything that's wrong with usc

true, but I was also thinking about how TIME blaming millennials for things isn't doing TIME any favors in gaining new subscribers