Clearly, I'm not the only one who imagined her that way...

"Teach a man to build a fire, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

at least newt tried to give us a moon colony

I don't know. I'm getting a huge whiff of '"Philosophy, with a focus on periods prior to contemporary times, when the discipline was ruined by identity politics."

Well I imagine that his confusion about women comes from his male colleagues being okay with him interrupting them, negging them and dismissing their opinions. As a man I can confirm that we love that.

Instinct tells me a lot of his male colleagues don't find him particularly pleasant, either.

I would say curvy, medium build. Or you yourself used "hourglass" which would work fine. I think we have to abandon the idea that a single word can be used to describe someone's body, because weight, stature and shape aren't the same thing. Kristen Bell, for instance, is a very thin, petite woman who also has some…

Yeah! And like, it's their answer to anything. Stressed out from motherhood? "Hey you're a MILF!" Sick with cancer? "Hey I'd still fuck you!" Body issues of any kind? "Some men like that!"

Your close family and friends also don't want to spend a ton of money and time to go some place that you picked to celebrate your wedding.

I think so too. Just have a small wedding and be quiet about it, don't do this passive 'no' thing.

I will never understand the hate people can muster for being invited to a wedding. Just politely decline the invitation. You don't even have to send a gift.

Hmmm... making it impossible for the guest to attend is a strategy of culling your guest list, but a more genteel and, I'd venture to say, decent, option is to be an adult and trim your list so as it matches exactly both your preferences and your budget.

I wouldn't give a shit about money either if I already had as much of it as Chelsea Clinton does.

We're actually trained and told to take pictures and upload them to the electronic medical record to document the trauma for further treatment. Disseminating it to other people is of course abominable.

Even if it weren't such a horrible situation, she violated federal privacy laws, state privacy laws and her hospital's own rules of conduct. If she gets to keep her license I'll be appalled.

While that may be partially true, I for one am tired of alcoholism being romanticised for the "artistically tortured". Or, maybe I am just tired of seeing various people throughout my life slowly kill themselves while the people around them either act like they are the "life of the party" or "tortured" and so deep.

The LtGov has the power to set the legislative agenda so that person decides basically what does and doesn't come up for debate/vote.

In the state of Texas, per the state constitution, the lieutenant governor wields more power than the actual governor. It's stupid and terrifying.

ah your words are like honey to me. I hate outsourcing my hosting work to my friends.

I can't be the only one who hates potluck. After a certain age, you come to my house, I am going to feed you nicely and have nice drinks, and clean and do the dishes after you leave and that is the point. This summer I was asked to a barbecue where we were told that condiments and ice would be supplied, but to bring…