@Hooplehead: He blasts patriotic songs in the background and blows his wad into the American flag, while a bald eagle sheds a single tear, for Freedom.

@ellaesther: I feel bad for Bristol and Levi. Seventeen, not that bright, having a kid, and Sarah Palin is in your immediate vicinity like all the time.

@Santos L Halper: Hey now, I thought his romance novels were okay.

@Talaya: She's not as angular as the distinguished Ms. Berry, but yeah.

The pup is saying, "Look, I TOLD her not to get the bright orange manicure..."

@maneki_neko: BACON THEMED!!! Think of the streamers!

@mbprice: Because her boobs are watching you

@Hamsterpants: Seriously! Iowa! Vermont, go into the corner and think about what you've done.

@JournoGirl: I was born in Texas, spent much of my life in New Jersey, and now live in Texas again. Rednecks are rednecks are rednecks - and they're everywhere. Even Vermont. Even NYC.

@acrobatic rabbit: @Fate'sBitch: Exactly. I think the exact rights conferred with a civil union vary from state to state, some more like marriages and some less, but the point is moot because it's just saying "Well, you queers want your rights, but we don't want to let you in on our straight marriages. Have a civil…

I'm a little more confused that WALL-E and Paris are hanging out now. I guess Hollywood changes everyone.

@blades31: Yeah, I lol'ed at this. Normal adult clothes is apparently a Robert DeNiro costume. Who knew?

God that is SO PHOTOSHOPPED

@R-Star: Then did you raise them to your face, shaking, as you realized what you had done?

This man was not homeless. He was a hobo, in the truest sense of the word. He carried the spirit of his forebears, who hopped on trains and carried a can of beans in their gunnysacks and a song in their hearts.

Here is the thing about cutoff bluejean shorts...you know how you jeans are tight around the thigh? Your shorts should totes not be that tight. If I cut off my jeans and wore them as shortsmy legs would look like exploding tubes of cookies dough.

World. Of. Warcraft.

Personally, I would like to have Tyra Banks' audience members read aloud the dirty letters James Joyce wrote to Nora Barnacle.

@JournoGirl: ROFL! A scavenger hunt!? What does she have hidden in there?

LOL at Christina Aguilera's chola-brows.