Dang, I know a girl who spent thousands of dollars to go live in South Africa for a year.

@ItchykooParker:

Hey, when I was 2, I wanted to be a dinosaur. I told everyone my name was Little Foot (like 'Land Before Time') and crawled around on all fours roaring, and occasionally eating the leaves off bushes.

@kimsama: Man I feel that. My guy and I left the same shitty retail job about a year ago...now I have a pretty-ok gig working tech support (and gettin' some schoolin' on the side) and he...well, he wants to be an artist. 'Nuff said.

Just the other day the driver's seat of my neighbor's BMW snuck under my butt as I was off to work, and I thought it was my Hyundai Accent for a while. The car tricked me!

The first one is Poison Ivy, a villain - she wouldn't be saving anyone, anyway. "Mah power, you is under it."

@Catty Is Cumbersome: Is it? Most of the time I think my guy is pulling crap out of his ass just to mess with me, because, well, most of the time he is.

@hortense: My boyfriend has a theory that women who talk like that were somehow really traumatized (physically, sexually, emotionally) before the age of 5.

Am I the only one who gets a totes lezebel vibe from Anyness Deyn?

This is depressing but that is a damn cute behbeh. I want to pinch its cheeks! I am the aunt who calls you "dingleberry" and smells like mothballs and cat litter, this is my fate and I have accepted it.

Whaaa...? Look at the URL of that product:

@toastandlove: And! MM loves Beth Ditto.

I like Jenna Bush, and I definitely love Meghan McCain, even though she is stumping for her crazy old great-great-grandpa, because she gives interviewers from Esquire tours of her apartment and says things like "Do you like it [a big, tacky skull shaped clock]? Because I just love it, but I told my friends that if the…

I thought Jennifer Meyer was Tobey Maguire's beard?

@gherkinfiend: We must stop denim on denim crime!

@feminatheism: Nah, Bush would defer to Cheney, who would invariably choose the growling, slathering demon halfling clone of himself he had conjured by Druidic priests and genetic engineers. It has all of Daddy's moral flexibility, but sharper claws and teeth, plus ancient dark magicks.