5th degree assault? Sorry but WTF is that? I wasn’t even aware there were at least 5 degrees but 5th degree seems like hes getting off easy for a drunk who instigated a fight.

That is a beautiful picture of regular chips and dip up there. Now was that so hard?

I have to defend the coke thing.

Totally with you on the correct pronounciation of Reese’s. However I have to play devil’s advocate here with the whole everything is a “coke” thing.

This is not a Southern thing, born and raised in the South. The only time I ever heard REEsies PEEcies is in the Midwest.