Hahahhaha, it’s like a Harajuku webshop. I miss shopping on Takeshita St.

There’s a BIG difference between a private email address and a private server.

Favorite .gif of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Wtf, why?

If you are into handwriting your schedule, might I suggest these amazing erasable pens.

I got turned onto them while in Japan. They are awesome.

BERNIE 4 EVA.

For some reason I get a more Michiko to Hatchin vibe from him.

That sucks. It was a really weird disease. At the peak of it, I slept for 2 days straight, and at one point I was driving around my neighborhood and I couldn’t remember how to leave. I got lost for about 20 minutes and was like, “Well...clearly I shouldn’t be driving”. haha.

I guess since it isn’t common here in…

Oh, jeez. As someone who has actually suffered through Lyme Disease (got bit by a tick in Connecticut, had the crazy bullseye rash and everything), I cannot stand those people.

Before I clicked on the recording I was like, "I wonder if this is that Yoho song" - totally was, except the version I remember singing on the bus was the thin and tight one. I never thought much about it, I just assumed it was some funny old pirate/drinking song.

Well, for $300/night all these assholes I'm renting too are funding my 3 week trip to Thailand. Where I will sleep in a bungalow over the ocean rolling in asshole dolla bills. The joke's on them - thanks assholes!

It has less to do with cynical irony and everything to do with watching you freak out being hilarious. I can't help it. I was the first-born - we come with a push them buttons gene.

Just chill, home slice. You aren't the first person who's been to a protest where the cops got rowdy. Shit, I still have a scars from…

No I'm not serious. Are you serious? This is a blog of something called Kitchenette.

While I don't doubt there are racists lurking in my city, that doesn't change the fact that

I'm I guess you've never heard of Airbnb...

Please point out the part of my post that boasts about how not-racist my city is?

If this person was my friend, I would have said it in the post. I would never address a friend as "some people". Rude.

At the request of a relative, I allowed this couple to stay in my garage apartment and because I am polite af, I offered to take them downtown, which is when I got to learn what "everybody" says in…

Nah, I'm basing my opinion of St. Louis off the shitty food, the shitty weather, the lack of culture, the treatment of minorities in your fair city AND the comments of a shit-head.

Sorry I'm not sorry.

If this person was my friend, I would have said that in the post. Thanks for that sage advice though.

Not if it was white owned.