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Is the real message here “girls are dumb” or is it “guys are pustulent jackwaffels?” I can see it going either way.

“She was a very gentile, lovely lady...” I didn’t know Muslims were Gentiles.

Why do these cheap-to-make light fixtures sell for thousands? Because no one plans to buy one, ever. No one picks a car based on the cost of replacement costs following a collision. And when someone needs one, they pretty much need to go to the regular supply chain for it. And the price is largely paid through

How long do you figure it’ll be before someone crashes one even before they get off the dealer’s lot?

And having an ass-hat kill your entire family with excessively stupid driving can just ruin your life also. And you won’t get a chance to argue your case, as the driver will.

There was another car around! A POLICE car! And you were so inattentive at the intersection that you didn’t even see it! So had it been, say, a minivan full of nuns on their way to an early mass, you probably would have t-boned it ...

Return to thine home, David, and do not continue for the dubious pleasure of sojourning amongst the Moabites.

No, that’s incorrect. In many states (mostly the older, eastern states) you can acquire title by squatting on a property for a certain number of years and then going to the courts to “quiet” the title. In the western states, you must generally also pay taxes on the property you are claiming. In either case, you can

I seriously doubt that there is any requirement that people tell the truth in anonymous Twitter accounts. Or that anyone familiar with the judicial history of freedom of speech would believe that people who are not dealing with law enforcement of any kind, and are not under oath, are required to be truthful.

Yeah, but at $140 for an indifferent T-shirt, they’ve got to distract you with something.

Oh, prostitution. I was worried it might be steroids!

Because Uber is failing financially, receiving just half the money it costs to stay in business from the passengers, and subsidizing the drivership with money from investors. It’s about a half inch away from being a Ponzi scam under the most positive presumptions, and its business model for the future is even worse

And so does EVERYTHING ELSE that the Government does. The idea that Government should be free is a silly libertarian idea. And inconsistent with the Constitution, as it happens, which provides “lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts, and Excises.” And, BTW, the General Welfare clause is in Article I, Section 8 (as

Uhhh Beav? We got this thing? In America? Called the Constitution? And it’s got this waddayacallit Bill of Rights? And the Fourth Amendment, like, covers this?

If we start assigning rights to the “pre-born” do we follow up with responsibilities for the “post-dead?”