Well, it’s going to be carried out by VW, and who ever heard of a German doing anything bad?

No, that’s not irony. Irony is when the literal meaning of the words belie the message transmitted. Put differently, a Jeep SAHARA in a pool is irony. A Splash in a pool is regrettably appropriate.

I am sorry, but there is one — and only one — correct response to ‘bathroom policing’. And it’s not being nice, or taking the high road, or trying to educate people or anything of the sort. If a man (private soul or official, or policeman or whatever) follows you into a ladies room and tries to check you out,…

Cadillac’s reliability is lower than Dodge’s and they think the problem isn’t reliability? That’s the underlying problem — Cadillac’s management doesn’t take quality seriously. And if you don’t make a quality product, and you charge for luxury, you’re just selling B.S. And for people who want B.S., there’s already…

I believe you misspelled “tired” — which everything about the Chevette certainly was.

and the messicans will pay for our hoverboards.

Well, the whole idea to 130 was to avoid Austin for people who don’t want to go there. Wurzbach has indeed been completed, but that’s in San Antonio (and, being a Texas road, still is very poorly signed — it’s hard to tell where you are or where to get off). The problem to 130 is it goes from north of Georgetown…

But there’s a warrant for the information. The Feds are doing this one the right way, getting the warrant instead of trying to break into the system. My bank records are private; if the Feds have a warrant they can get ‘em all. My home is my castle, with a warrant, the sheriff can come in. There’s no right in the…

Yo! Doc! Don’t forget the part about contacting the landlord, getting a quick walkthrough of the apartment, and giving the keys back! This poor dummy needs to protect his credit status while he runs for it. Some people think that because they’re on month-to-month they don’t need to tell the landlord they’re moving out…