I think you misspelled “I only read the headline.”

Your dinner date is just fine by me, but I would strongly suggest you dunk her under water first to make sure she’s not a witch.

yeah

Right? And I’ve been married 20 yrs, and if I had to worry about a meal in a restaurant, it’d be very sad. Trust is a real thing.

Is it the religion that makes them stupid, or the stupidity that makes them religious? Either way, fucking idiots.

It’s funny...cause religion isn’t mentioned one time in this article. WTF were you reading?

How about this criticism (in addition to the ones in the article, which don’t focus on religion): one of the tweets above asks what reason any married person would have to dine alone with someone of the opposite sex, ever. And the answer to that is simple: the same exact reasons a person would have to dine alone with…

Your religious persecution complex might be getting in the way of your reading comprehension.

Hahaha, the argument against this shit is it implies these guys will attack a woman if given any chance.

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

The pattern I notice the most is the first-person. I, I, I, endlessly. He’s obviously full of himself, but I’d suggest there’s more to it than that. He can’t begin a sentence with “Mexico is...” because he doesn’t know anything about Mexico. He can’t speak intelligently about this nation or other nations... or…

It’s more specific than that. It seems like: [Correctly remembers that someone spoke.] [Completely misrepresents the substance of what they said.] [Makes a claim about something happening that’s utter bullshit.] [Correctly remembers that someone spoke.]...

It’s like Mad Libs for Mad Libs.

I read it as “we have a lot of things, a lot of Brexit, Devin Nunes had a press conference, 306, I got 306, Devin Nunes had a press conference, Devin Nunes had a press conference, I tweeted that, Devin Nunes had a press conference.”

Wait wait wait wait what?

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

no, i think a child was raped and your first and only fucking concern is doing your best to clear the name of the basketball program in a comments section. jesus, dude.

yes, because there have already been arrests made