Fun fact: sea levels are rising much more slowly on the west coast than the east! So San Diego, which has way more topography than, say, a Georgia Sea Island, is going to be just fine for a while. The Everglades and lowlying Southeastern coastal areas are good and fucked, though.

I just can’t wait until roe v. Wade is overturned since the president has absolutely no affect on society whatsoever!

Plastic bags are fully banned now (Prop 67). Prop 65 failed, that was the one worded like it was helpful but was actually sponsored by plastic bag makers and the like. Cali did good on that one, early release for non violent felons, and stricter requirements for ammunition purchases in addition to weed & condoms.

And you didn’t even get your fucking 5%, you assholes. You ruined it for everyone and you did it for nothing.

There are still pricks who believe it doesn’t matter who’s in the White House. The Iraq war wasn’t proof enough for them.

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

I’m at 1h30 hours of sleep, 2 espressos and a Pepsi for lunch. I’m a fucking nervous wreck and I still have a dinner party tonight. FML.

HELLO!

In most municipalities aren’t most people ‘meh’ about voting anyway?

Yay, us! There’s going to be a lot of second-guessing about many campaigns in general, but ultimately the Chargers didn’t really try to make a case to anyone who wasn’t a fan - everything they said was “you really love us, don’t you season ticket holders?” And in the last week or so, their spokesperson essentially…

He likes to kill animals for sport. Fuck him.

I have a friend who went to U Penn with Trump Sr. Yes, the one running for President. My friend is an older, East Coast conservative family white man, and he *despises* Trump. He describes Trump as the most despicable, venal human being he has ever met, with no redeeming characteristics.

“Leave me out of this.”

Jesus this is depressing

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

Rockport. Are you a shoe salesman?

Because the sharp contrast makes everyone look at your feet and your feet only? I don’t know, man.

Donald J. Trump, Jr., sitting in his big boy chair