Eric is me in any situation ever.

[endless, thunderous, earth-shaking fart noise]

The answer is that we make the website we want, and our readers overwhelmingly approve of it. If it’s not the version of Deadspin you’d design for yourself, that’s not the consensus view, either among the staff or among the broader readership.

Really? I couldn’t make it through the pilot because it was such hacky retro sexist bullshit. “Boy meets mysterious sexy Manic Pixie Dream Girl who teaches him to have fun; oh, no, mysterious cypher girl (don’t care about her, audience!) is murdered and he gets wrongly accused of it because he’s a moron!” Tedious and…

I am a bad person for laughing at this joke.

The time to insist upon respect and “class” was before you hopped into the comments to insult the people who work here. Fuck off. Find some other website to read.

Hi. We’ve been posting pieces about politics and culture here on the Concourse for more than a year. Eat shit.

Look at that top photo. Every season as QB of the Jags is akin to four years in office as President. Blake Bortles will be a spry 48 by the end of next season.

I expect this sort of honesty from him. He’s not the type of player who Bortles up his emotions.

Maybe he’d be less aggressive if the groomers trimmed the hair around his eyes so he could see better.

I take exception to that.

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

What is going on right now? Seriously, what the hell is all this? How can this be happening?

and in 2003, filed for a trademark on “Compassionate Colonoscopy.”

So does “Big wet ass” have anything to do with the “Compassionate Colonoscopy?”

I didn’t need to see this right before I go to sleep.

Pierson isn’t a correspondent or reporter, she is literally on Trump’s staff, so of course she is bought and paid for. She is the official Trump campaign spokesperson. (I know it’s confusing with CNN hiring Lewandowski while he’s still on Trump’s payroll, but technically that’s different, supposedly.)

Uh except Pierson is saying ridiculous things herself. I think you are giving her way too much credit, she really is that stupid.

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