#NotAllKids

If you love Falkner check out The Grays album, Ro Sham Bo - a collaboration between Falkner and Jon Brion, a legitimate musical genius.

So you’ve been to Pueblo, I see. :)

Double ugh. Uuuuuuuuuugh. I dated someone like this who equated “politeness,” “manners” and “common courtesy” with “being phony.”

BEAN-GHAZI

My great grandparents moved from South Texas to Pueblo, Colorado, and now three generations of my family have pronounced their hometown “PEE-EH-BLOW.”

There should absolutely be a BCO-equivalent for stupid dog park patrons.

Just adding that my first awareness of him was in Project Greenlight, season 2. His performance in the forgettable bomb of a movie they cast him in, “The Battle of Shaker Heights,” wasn’t anything special, but he absolutely stole the show playing himself as a charming young actor in the TV series. I find him…

My 25th was a couple of years ago, and on the whole everyone, male and female, looked pretty damned good (including myself - I look early 30’s without Botox, etc., which I choose to attribute to being never-married and childless). I assume this was because:

I can honestly say I have never been let down or lied to by a single one of my drunk bathroom lady friends. None of them has ever betrayed a confidence, tried to hook up with my SO/crush, or asked to borrow money from me (although I had to think for a minute about that last one to be sure). Drunk bathroom lady friends…

I find some comfort in the fact that these guys are working and hanging out together. Like, if a meteor were to strike the earth, there would be a perfectly acceptable, even favorable, point of impact.

At any point did you notice that this conversation was about achieving emotional intimacy and connection, and not just about getting laid? Please re-read, from the beginning.

Ugh, I feel your pain. Try walking across SeaWorld in a wetsuit...

Right? When in history has there ever been a coffee place that sells salads that doesn’t list the price of the salad on an immediately accessible menu (overhead, printed, usually both) and/or on the actual goddamn salad itself??

do you know how many projectile pop soda related deaths there are each year?

I’m self-employed and can attest, there is literally NO time of day or night that my clients will assume is inappropriate to call and expect to speak to me, at length, about things which are either related or non-related to my work, without compensation for my time spent on the phone.

Clearly you don’t have much experience with the civil court system. These same idiot parents are absolutely the same kind of people who end up serving on juries. Ask a lawyer about THAT.

And he was transcendent in it.

Albert Burneko thinks mayonnaise is an acceptable condiment for cheese steaks. That’s fucked up.

I KNOW, RIGHT??? I still don’t know why I didn’t just break up with him on the spot. He was attractive, successful and treated me kindly, but geezus, what an asshole. He’d also routinely respond to anyone who mentioned they were from any non-major-metropolitan area by saying, “Y’all don’t say!” with a horrible fake…